hey do you want to go… out… out s…. outside. outside. do you want to go outside. there are plants out there. grass. trees. some flowers. leaves. birds. rocks. cool outside things. we could go out… side…… together……. and hold…… birds… maybe kiss… a leaf…….
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me
remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
i would hang out with you but i already told my clubpenguin boyfriend we could go to the pizza parlour tonight (: sorry haha, another time?
can i stay at your place? no hobo
"You really shouldn’t do that…"
kissing is v nice and so is pushing daisies
"is there an international men’s day?" yes actually! it’s tomorrow! and the next day! and the day after! and every other day of every year
Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky
close your eyes. does it sting? go to sleep.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective